#Aries - Pay attention to how much you are talking. Are you saying too many words? Do you know how everyone else feels?

#Gemini - Your mind is ready to be brought back into true. Do your ritual. Submit. Get it over with.

#Leo - The joy is real and it intensifies through the weekend. Relish it.

#Libra - Someone loves you. Someone hates you. Someone wants you. Someone fears you. It's me.

#Sagittarius - You will need all hands on deck just to stay above sea level today. Hold on.

#Aquarius - Seek advice from Earth signs. Resist the temptation to splurge today.

#Taurus - Be as nice as you can, for as long as you can. Make a game of it.

#Cancer - Somewhere there's a household where all your Do's are Don'ts and they're all just as clueless and miserable.

#Virgo - Hold on to that feeling for one more day. If nothing changes, put it in the bank.

#Scorpio - Gravitating toward the sublime, you miss your exit and wind up late to your party. C'mon Scorps, keep it together.

#Capricorn - Not a bad day to have a run, lift some weights or masturbate a second time. Treat yourself!

#Pisces - It's time to make the Doughnuts™ - Just do it.