#Aries - For every fault you find with others, others find two with you today.

#Gemini - The cows have come home. All chickens are roosting. Keep your mouth shut tonight.

#Leo - It’s best if you do all the driving today. You’ll want to be in control of things this afternoon.

#Libra - Be nicer. Smile often. Drive like a Grandma. Keep yourself light. Cry yourself to sleep.

#Sagittarius - You can’t hold on to all of the toys at once. Let something go. Share your wealth.

#Aquarius - The person behind you right now plays an important role in your future.

#Taurus - Patience pays huge dividends interpersonally with #Virgo.

#Cancer - Try your best to disconnect and recharge this weekend. Catch up on sleep - or else.

#Virgo - Don’t believe a damn thing that a #Taurus says to you today.

#Scorpio - Today you will be forced to rob from the poor and give to the rich. sucks.

#Capricorn - Call her back. Accept his apology. Act like a normal compassionate human. Golden rule day.

#Pisces - Today is for your vice. Indulge +1.