#Aries - Dress yourself up in sheeps clothing today. Stay in character.

#Gemini - Numbness is really the absence of feeling. Indifference is the absence of caring. pick one.

#Leo - Resist the urge to over-react, over-correct, over-state. Get over yourself.

#Libra - Shaky day to rely on good luck. No poker, no ponies, no dogs today. You're gonna almost miss your ride later.

#Sagittarius - Hygiene, poise, confidence and the universe combine positively for you today if you try.

#Aquarius - Someone around you needs love. Human kindness and/or charity finds your stoop today. Relent. Submit. Give.

#Taurus - You can cry "uncle" all day. You can throw in a cart-full of towels, you can make the fat lady sing, but it's gonna go on all day long.

#Cancer - Check yourself. How are you treating people? Are you giving them a chance? Learn to back off.

#Virgo - A smile will be your ak-47 today. Empty the clip in the first place you find that needs it.

#Scorpio - Watch what happens when you but into affaires that are not your concern. KaBoom. Don't say I didn't warn ya!

#Capricorn - You'll need to exercise today. Break a sweat. Burn that feeling out. It's all you need. Then the day will literally unfurl.

#Pisces - It is really important that you do not take a life today. Not a fly, ant, knat, or cat. Walk on mortal eggshells.